GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And t